|
STATE |
SLOGAN
|
| Alabama |
Yes, We Have Electricity |
| Alaska |
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! |
| Arizona |
But It's A Dry Heat |
| Arkansas |
Literacy Ain't Everything |
| California |
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda |
| Colorado |
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother |
| Connecticut |
Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet |
| Delaware |
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water |
| Florida |
Ask Us About Our Grandkids |
| Georgia |
We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism |
| Hawaii |
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money) |
| Idaho |
Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes
Sure Are Real Good |
| Illinois |
Please Don't Pronounce the "S" |
| Indiana |
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free |
| Iowa |
We Do Amazing Things With Corn |
| Kansas |
First Of The Rectangle States |
| Kentucky |
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names |
| Louisiana |
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign |
| Maine |
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster |
| Maryland |
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It |
| Massachusetts |
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) |
| Michigan |
First Line Of Defense From The Canadians |
| Minnesota |
10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes |
| Mississippi |
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State |
| Missouri |
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work |
| Montana |
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very
Little Else |
| Nebraska |
Ask About Our State Motto Contest |
| Nevada |
Whores and Poker! |
| New Hampshire |
Go Away And Leave Us Alone |
| New Jersey |
You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here! |
| New Mexico |
Lizards Make Excellent Pets |
| New York |
You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An
Attorney ... |
| North Carolina |
Tobacco Is A Vegetable |
| North Dakota |
We Really Are One Of The 50 States! |
| Ohio |
At Least We're Not Michigan |
| Oklahoma |
Like The Play, Only No Singing |
| Oregon |
Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner |
| Pennsylvania |
Cook With Coal |
| Rhode Island |
We're Not REALLY An Island |
| South Carolina |
Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender |
| South Dakota |
Closer Than North Dakota |
| Tennessee |
The Educashun State |
| Texas |
Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) |
| Utah |
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus |
| Vermont |
Yep |
| Virginia |
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? |
| Washington |
Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! |
| Washington, D.C. |
Wanna Be Mayor? |
| West Virginia |
One Big Happy Family ... Really! |
| Wisconsin |
Come Cut The Cheese |
| Wyoming |
Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!!! |
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